DIPSHIT GALLERY

[Wally]

Sketch a dipshit, write a bio for said dipshit.
Anyone can join in!

FAQ:
-Can the dipshit be based on a real person?
Only if you're subtle about it.

Alright here I go:


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After his meth dealer died in a tragic bestiality related accident, Gregorius Fucksuckle started his lifelong addiction to anti-diarrhea medication.
He is now, both in the corporeal and incorporeal sense, full of shit.


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Registered sex offender and libertarian Disney adult Skibbles McBiffbiff started his own underground Mickey Mouse club in the condemned abattoir across the street.
These would often erupt into orgies involving expired pig carcasses and industrial meat grinders.
"Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggedy dog" he gurgled every night with glee.


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"I AM JUST A LITTLE CHAOS GOBLIN, AND ABSOLUTE GREMLIN, THREE RACCOONS IN A RAINCOAT" belched Frederick Nubilius III before castrating himself with a serrated bread knife and bleeding to death. Tumblr was never the same again.

[Wally]

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The demiurge of our rotten cosmos has announced its suicide throughout the material realm, many attribute this to the birth of Bob Taintington.
This repugnant fuck should have died in his mother's womb, instead he became an accountant for an underground sex cult in Dubai.

[joe]

   
Everyone hates Fuckford Shitass, inventor of the car crash. He has an IQ of -3,000,000,000, and salivates at the idea of being even stupider. He makes six figures shitting himself, in a black garbage bag that is both his home and his body. I will kill him before he kills me.

[Wally]

Fuckford Shitass

This one's sexcellent, fantastic job!


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Barf Geraldson started smoking at 14 just to give everyone around him cancer. The World Health Organization hopes he dies soon.

[Wally]

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For 25 years Titnose Teddy has been the sole contributor to the TV tropes page "4th wall breaks in child pornography", which made him a local celebrity among the heroin addicts at the toxic waste dump.

[joe]

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Cunchworth Consucketh is the first Guinness Record holder for saying "first" on YouTube videos. He will rewrite their Wikipedia entry to be past tense the moment someone dies. He has written over 400,000 articles on the anime feet wiki. He is slowly sinking into his own excrement.

[CrimsonKero]

As a tater tot, Ghaeptirr Ghackgheighc (Peter Fuckface) was almost peeled by some strange man in a chippie van, the incident opened his eyes.

In his spare time, Ghaeptirr spies in public bathrooms, both the men's and women's rooms.

(I took the effort to colour him in)
   

Coken Hookersworth III: According to the JRE podcast, Coken's species was nearly hunted to extinction due to his unique plumage, thought to be a worthy ingredient in anti-autism pills. As the last of his kind, he's constantly on the run against RFK Jr and his crew of paranoid super-poachers.
   

[joe]

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If you hear a rustling in the bushes, it's probably just Shitbag Skunchfuck, hopeless romantic. He's such a gentleman, he starts every conversation with "A/S/L" and immediately blocks you if you are over 15.

[Wally]

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If you've seen the face of Shitoris Gunk before, it's probably in a medical journal on the negative health impact of political discussions in the comment sections of viral instagram posts.
"I yearn to be in the comment sections, to spread my regurgitated opinions, to be one with the ocean of human diarrhea, indistinguishable from bot or genuine moron" is what his pitch black heart whispered into his rotten brain.
He spent days and nights on his dehumanization, a human bot is what he would be.
No sleep, only using dead cockroaches and rat feces as sustenance, his addiction to pointless arguments with equally pathetic lifeforms was the only thing that kept him alive.
A superfluous byproduct of overpopulation, no raison d'être but his own self-inflicted imbrutation.
Inexpiable self-hatred was the only flame that kept his decrepit body warm.
His death meant nothing to anyone ever, for there are billions of other creatures like him.
Open any viral comment section on the big web, and he'll still be there in spirit, you will see him, you can smell his stench punch you in the back of your throat, his repugnance trying to claw your eyes out.
He is one with the gray ocean of maggots, that gave up their humanity to be nothing but shit.
Rest in piss.

[Wally]

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Weeplim Yimdick sleeps in the pipes, crawls in the pipes, lives in the pipes.
The dark, cold, wet, rusty pipes, the veins of our sanitation infrastructure.
The pipes carry our collective waste, the fecal sludge of entire communities and civilizations, transports the water to be cleansed and the sludge to be repurposed.
Weeplim Yimdick yearns to be part of it all, part of the super organism known as humanity, behind the scenes of our greatest shame.
Weeplim Yimdick may reek of shit, he may be an affront to our eyes, but he knows secrets of our species nobody knows.
Deep in the pipes, the backstage of civilization, the tunnels in our soil, the highways of our excrement.